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		<title>The World&#8217;s 10 Most Powerful Blogs&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Jan 2009 22:45:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Yes, I hear your brain engaging with that title! Ok, time for some light-hearted fun, but with a serious &#8216;twinge&#8217;. Some blogs are quirky but insanely powerful. Well, Club Blogger takes a look. Interesting stuff &#8211; I&#8217;d really value your thoughts. Just don&#8217;t click away from us too much! Yes, Google WILL have them on [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Yes, I hear your brain engaging with that title!  Ok, time for some light-hearted fun, but with a serious &#8216;twinge&#8217;. Some blogs are quirky but insanely powerful.
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<p>Well, Club Blogger takes a look.  Interesting stuff &#8211; I&#8217;d really value your thoughts.  Just don&#8217;t click away from us too much!</p>
<p>Yes, Google WILL have them on page 1&#8230;</p>
<p>1. The Huffington Post &#8211; millionaire socialite Arianna Huffington</p>
<p>2. Boing Boing &#8211; Lego reconstructions of pop videos and cakes baked in the shape of iPods (!)</p>
<p>3. Techcrunch &#8211; one of the most influential news websites across the entire technology industry</p>
<p>4. Kottke &#8211; keeping track of interesting things on the internet as far back as 1998</p>
<p>5. Dooce &#8211; one of the biggest public diaries since Samuel Pepys&#8217;</p>
<p>6. Perezhilton &#8211; the gossip site celebrities fear most</p>
<p>7. Talking points memo &#8211; sniffing out political scandal and conspiracy</p>
<p>8. Icanhascheezburger &#8211; see, create, submit and vote on Lolcats (captioned photos of characterful cats in different settings) &#8211;  yes, you did read that correctly!</p>
<p>9. Beppe Grillo &#8211; popular Italian comedian and political commentator</p>
<p>10. Gawker &#8211; &#8216;snarky&#8217; gossip and commentary about the media industry</p>
<p>Well, there you have it.  Please share your favourites.</p>
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		<title>Did&#8217;nt Your Mom tell you to keep objects out your Mouth?</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 07 Jun 2008 04:51:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[My sister had to have surgery the other day, While visiting her I had thoughts of what happened to me this past year. I had a serious case of indigestion.. So here is my advice to you&#8230;. Be afraid, be very afraid of toothpicks. Keep them out of your Mouth. I was not trying to [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<h2><span style="font-size: small; font-family: Arial;">My sister had to have surgery the other day, While visiting her I had thoughts of what happened to me this past year.</span></h2>
<h2><span style="font-family: Arial;">I had a serious case of indigestion..</span></h2>
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<div><span style="font-family: Arial;">So here is my advice to you&#8230;.</span></div>
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<div><strong><span style="font-size: large;">Be afraid, be very afraid of toothpicks.</span></strong></div>
<p>Keep them out of your Mouth.</p>
<p>I was not trying to be &#8220;Cool&#8221; or anything. I used toothpicks to floss my teeth after a meal. To this day I still do not know the exact day it happened, But I swallowed a toothpick. The only explanation I can come up with is that it had to happen while I was asleep.</p>
<p>I must have had a great meal, grabbed my toothpick, went to lay down(some of us get sleepy after a meal) fell asleep with the toothpick in my mouth and it went down. Two weeks before my surgery I went to my doctor complaining of right side stomach pain. She sent me to the hospital for x-rays. Nothing was found. Got some pain pills and went home for week. The pain went away. I went back to work.</p>
<p>Two weeks later I get up to play golf. My stomach is killing me, but I love golf so I try to ignore it. I tried drinking something to make me belch thinking it was gas. I make it through the game and go home. I get home and my stomach is really hurting on the left side now. I tried laxatives and everything, Nothing was working. I then drove to the local emergency room.</p>
<p>I get checked in, finally see a doctor. This time I had a cat scan to see what was wrong. I remember laying on the table full of pain medication and the doctor came in and saying these words, &#8220;Mr. McCullough we have to get you in surgery ASAP, you have a toothpick sticking in your intestines.&#8221; The two weeks I did not have any pain the toothpick must have traveled from my right to my left side.</p>
<p>Happy to say I am fine now and to say no wooden objects will ever get near my mouth again.  I can laugh and joke about it now. <img src='http://clubblogger.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p>Dental floss is all I use. Hope it does not happen to you.</p>
<p>Other cases of Toothpick Swallowing:</p>
<p><a rel="nofollow" href="https://content.nejm.org/cgi/content/extract/352/21/2249"><strong><span style="color: #297ccf;">https://content.nejm.org/cgi/content/extract/352/21/2249</span></strong></a></p>
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