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The World’s 10 Most Powerful Blogs…

January 23, 2009

Yes, I hear your brain engaging with that title! Ok, time for some light-hearted fun, but with a serious ‘twinge’. Some blogs are quirky but insanely powerful.


Well, Club Blogger takes a look. Interesting stuff – I’d really value your thoughts. Just don’t click away from us too much!

Yes, Google WILL have them on page 1…

1. The Huffington Post – millionaire socialite Arianna Huffington

2. Boing Boing – Lego reconstructions of pop videos and cakes baked in the shape of iPods (!)

3. Techcrunch – one of the most influential news websites across the entire technology industry

4. Kottke – keeping track of interesting things on the internet as far back as 1998

5. Dooce – one of the biggest public diaries since Samuel Pepys’

6. Perezhilton – the gossip site celebrities fear most

7. Talking points memo – sniffing out political scandal and conspiracy

8. Icanhascheezburger – see, create, submit and vote on Lolcats (captioned photos of characterful cats in different settings) – yes, you did read that correctly!

9. Beppe Grillo – popular Italian comedian and political commentator

10. Gawker – ’snarky’ gossip and commentary about the media industry

Well, there you have it. Please share your favourites.

Did’nt Your Mom tell you to keep objects out your Mouth?

June 7, 2008

My sister had to have surgery the other day, While visiting her I had thoughts of what happened to me this past year.

I had a serious case of indigestion..

So here is my advice to you….
Be afraid, be very afraid of toothpicks.

Keep them out of your Mouth.

I was not trying to be “Cool” or anything. I used toothpicks to floss my teeth after a meal. To this day I still do not know the exact day it happened, But I swallowed a toothpick. The only explanation I can come up with is that it had to happen while I was asleep.

I must have had a great meal, grabbed my toothpick, went to lay down(some of us get sleepy after a meal) fell asleep with the toothpick in my mouth and it went down. Two weeks before my surgery I went to my doctor complaining of right side stomach pain. She sent me to the hospital for x-rays. Nothing was found. Got some pain pills and went home for week. The pain went away. I went back to work.

Two weeks later I get up to play golf. My stomach is killing me, but I love golf so I try to ignore it. I tried drinking something to make me belch thinking it was gas. I make it through the game and go home. I get home and my stomach is really hurting on the left side now. I tried laxatives and everything, Nothing was working. I then drove to the local emergency room.

I get checked in, finally see a doctor. This time I had a cat scan to see what was wrong. I remember laying on the table full of pain medication and the doctor came in and saying these words, “Mr. McCullough we have to get you in surgery ASAP, you have a toothpick sticking in your intestines.” The two weeks I did not have any pain the toothpick must have traveled from my right to my left side.

Happy to say I am fine now and to say no wooden objects will ever get near my mouth again.  I can laugh and joke about it now. :)

Dental floss is all I use. Hope it does not happen to you.

Other cases of Toothpick Swallowing:

https://content.nejm.org/cgi/content/extract/352/21/2249

http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/12181727